Just when you think you’ve seen it all: I arrived at the pre-determined time, 6 p.m., to retrieve all my valuables. I was told I was expected to get out everything -- my clothes, my shoes, my boxes, Sammy’s clothes, and all my other valuables -- in 15 minutes (Wait, it gets better).
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"2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine. My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany's family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon," Ashton Kutcher tweeted this afternoon, after Brittany Murphy's death was confirmed. "see you on the other side kid."